are u fucking kidding me
octopi are just as ridiculous as cats ok
do people really still say me gusta
im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does
I just want to lay in a pile of warm laundry and eat bread
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"